Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Marriage Proposal Ends In Disaster

I most certainly won't: The moment the man's public marriage proposal goes disastrously wrong when his would-be bride clumps him round the head with a ukulele
If you're seriously considering proposing to your loved one in public, you might just want to watch this video first.

A hapless romeo gets down on one knee to ask his girlfriend to marry him, but she clumps him around the head with a busker's ukulele.

The cringe worthy video, shot in a shopping mall in Dubai, shows the man, described as an 'Indian teen', and the girl walk up to a group of buskers.

As the musicians begin to play he takes a microphone and launches into a gooey speech saying: 'I have a very special message for a very special girl. This is where we met three months ago.

'You are my charm, you are my sweety pie, you are my cutie pie, my absolute everything, and I know you find this cheesy but I want everyone to know, you make me really happy.'

As a crowd gathers things start going badly for the man when a toy town-style mall train drives past, breaking the mood and the embarrassed girl mutters 'Oh my god everyone's watching.'

Undaunted the man  continues: 'I have a little poem for you and I want everyone to hear this.
Undaunted the man  continues: 'I have a little poem for you and I want everyone to hear this.

'When you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while. And my heart ceases to beat and there is nothing else I seek except you.'

As he gets down on one knee the girl begs him to stop but he continues: 'And I Just have one question for you. You truly make me that happiest person on earth.'

Blam: The furious girl swings the busker's miniature guitar catching the unwanted suitor around the head
Love hurts: The man lies in a crumpled heap on the ground before the girl storms off
But the girl simply cannot take anymore and she snatches the miniature guitar out of the hands of one of the buskers and whacks her suitor round the head with it sending him to the floor in a crumpled heap.