Friday, September 20, 2013

LMAO! VERY FUNNY: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A NIGERIAN ADVICE


FOREIGN PAGE

Hello, My name is Sandra Stone, I'm from UK, I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I go down on him but he has refused to do the same.

Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want him to savor my cherry juice inasmuch as I do for him.

Comments:

*James Silva : I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.

*Sarah Water : Oh my dear, sorry about that. I've been in your shoes before. I told
him right away when we were having s#x and he is an expert in it.

*Michael Paper : I get down with my wife, it's cool I love doing it. You should talk to your husband.

NIGERIAN PAGE

My name is Aminat, I stay in Abuja, married with a kid, my husband has refused to get down there as in su#k me. Please how do I tell him? No insults abeg O.

Comments:
*Saheed Aja: First to comment, Space Booked!
*Dayo Muyiwa: Fool! S3x na food?

*Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to womanhood. Shame on you

*Idris Kunle: Any news about ASSU strike?

*Toheeb Sule: If you want I go down on you; just say yes, then you can have my number

*Funmi Leye: I no blame you at all better go find something do with your life, suck koor, soakaway nii.

*Richard Oke: mtchew, go and baf mumu

*Smith Osas: Which advice u need now? mscheew... Abeg who get BB charger (pin mouth)

*Amaka Achebe : Thunder fire u there! You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!

*.Tunde Abdul: @Funmi is that an advice? Just dancing Azonto

*.Musa Tani: mtchew, go and baf mumu

*.Lynda Caleb: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent

Nigerians are VERY judgmental people but they commit the same crime. I don't know if it has anything to do with ignorance or just plain stupidity.